I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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