On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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