He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
