How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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