Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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