we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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