it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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