I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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