we have officially lost it.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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