I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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