and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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