i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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