I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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