he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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