I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
