420 ftw
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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