Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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