Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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