I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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