I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The power of my boobs compel you
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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