I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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