what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
that is very illegal...i love you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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