I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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