Duck Duck Cougar?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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