More tranny stories later!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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