You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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