dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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