My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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