so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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