nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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