So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
where are my eyebrows?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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