No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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