Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Randomize
