At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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