I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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