No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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