He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
and she was petting her beer can
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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