So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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