i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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