honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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