As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I touched a dick in church today
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