I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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