READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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