Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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