just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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