i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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