Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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