I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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