I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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