Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
