Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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