I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
how does that bad decision feel?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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